By leaving us, you're making a bigger mistake than trying to pet a porcupine.
"Leaving us? That's like choosing a taco without the guac."
Logan, as a gift from all of us to you for this monumental mistake of leaving us to start your own company (seriously, Logan? Did you hit your head or something?), we have bought you these three gifts. May they serve as a constant reminder of the chaos you've unleashed upon yourself!